Why Do White People Love Dogs So Damn Much?

A dog or cat is a burden. But this is about dogs. I hate cats too though. They stink. But white people do everything with their dog. They take the dog on the family trip, in the car, and to the beach. I don’t like dogs. But when you are in “white” spaces white people are walking with their dogs. I wonder do they have a dog to deter black people from coming into their spaces? Black people have dogs too, but it’s rare.

When I see a black person with a dog, I just think why and that they are weird. Growing up none of my close friends or family had pets. There was like two houses on the block that had dogs and my family lived between those houses. I hated it. The dogs would bark and run all over our grass. Those dogs are dead now. Dogs don’t even live that long. So it’s like what’s the point? What’s the point of using all that energy and money on something that’s going to die in a few years?

I had a job once and this old white lady smelled like her dog. I hated that smell so much. My mother used to say that white people smell like dogs. There was this weird dog odor on white people. I found out that some of them sleep with their dogs and kiss their dog in the mouth. And the dog lay on them and their clothes. That lady pissed me off so much smelling like a dog. I used to work in uptown Charlotte. I used to park in the parking lot then walk to the building. On my way to work I would have pass a lot of people living in apartments in uptown. A lot of white people live in uptown. And they would be out walking around…