Men be having a whole bitch at home thinking he bout to fuck around on the side for free

Where the fuck they do that at? Ain’t nothing in this muthafuckin world for the free!

This old crusty dusty ass nigga hit me up today and was like,

I’m tryna fuck.

The audacity of these niggas is beyond me. But the nigga got a whole baby mama. A baby mama who he lives with. He telling me one thing, but the shit could be another story. He say they just live together and not together. Yea okay.. . But what’s crazy is he got no car, work a bullshit ass job, and don’t have shit to offer me, but some dick.

I’m quite sure the dick would be amazing.

But, lack of dick is not my problem. You see, if you want something in life you got to know who to target. They always say know your target audience and their pain points. I am not this man’s target audience.

People don’t even take the time to get to know someone in order to see if they have a chance or not. If pussy is what he is after he needs to know what type of women to seek — instead of waste his time.

I replied to his ass and I told his ass,

We not just about to be fucking.

The muthafucka didn’t reply back. He’s the type of guy that thinks he’s so muthafuckin…