It’s Hard As Fuck Being Homeless

I never thought I’d be homeless

However I am. Sometimes my spirits are low. I miss simple things like brushing my teeth every day, washing my face, washing my hair, going to the bathroom in my bathroom to boo boo and pee. I miss cooking my own food. I miss smelling good and looking good.

I miss sleeping in a bed

Well my last apartment I slept on the floor then I upgraded to an air mattress when I discovered spiders crawling around on the floor and woke up with one on my face. Then the air mattress got a hole in it. However, my apartment before that one, before that one had a bed in it. It was a pillow top queen size bed.

I miss wearing clean, cute clothes

I wear the same thing everyday. I bought a pair of pants that was $11.00 only because I had to pee so bad one night it just came out and I peed on myself in the car. I plan to go to the laundromat to wash the little clothes that I have.

Interviewing is hard because you have to dress up and smell good